Trace Meadows of Pensacola, FL, writes to ask, I hear there’s someone threatening to conquer the planet with his army of turtles. Should I be concerned? The referenced item of news is this: Florida Man Threatens To Conquer Planet Earth With … Continue reading →
Susan Taitel of Minneapolis asks, Does anyone have a cat, owl, or preferably a snake I can borrow to scare off some mice? Also does anyone have a mongoose I can borrow to chase off the snake? Additionally does anyone … Continue reading →
In honor of my recent visit to Reptile Gardens in Rapid City SD, I give you this giant lizard poem.
Continue reading →Dear Tyler (writes Dan The Man Williamson III of Duluth MN), I recently inherited a time machine, and I’d like to use it to indulge my passion for novel gourmet cookery. I have access to a range of now extinct ingredients, … Continue reading →
From Deep in the Heart of Texas, we got this question from “So Frustrated”: I have 2 pilot lights after replacing the thermopile assembly. I know there is only suppose to be one small blue pilot light but my water … Continue reading →
Secret Undisclosed Person of Minneapolis, MN asks: Where can I find me some time travelers?
Continue reading →Gerry Bartholomew writes: Is it just me, or was Santa kind of a shit to Rudolph?
Continue reading →Dear Tyler (writes Woody Desmond of No Particular Place): I saw from your FB that you have become a Quantum Mechanic. Is much training needed for this? I’m interested in a career change esp. if there’s money in it. Woody, … Continue reading →
Dear Tyler, (writes Ferdy Johns of Ely MN) I’m not an early riser by inclination, but the last few mornings, I’ve been awakened by a tiny red squirrel who shows up at sunrise to throw pine-cones onto my roof. I’m … Continue reading →
Corinth Terwilliger, of St. Paul MN, writes: Is it OK to make up new words?
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