monsters

The Lizard Shelter

by Tyler Tork
21 July 201521 July 2015

In honor of my recent visit to Reptile Gardens in Rapid City SD, I give you this giant lizard poem.

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Review: Discount Armageddon by Seanan McGuire

by Tyler Tork
20 July 2013

Discount Armageddon by Seanan McGuire My rating: 4 of 5 stars My wife and I enjoyed this book enough to pick up the sequel. The… Read More »Review: Discount Armageddon by Seanan McGuire

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Legal Recourse (a Halloween story)

by Tyler Tork
28 October 201113 October 2023

Mr. Edgar Mallory woke at noon, hours before he’d intended to rise. It was that damned dog again. He stumped over to the window and… Read More »Legal Recourse (a Halloween story)

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Cookie Monster RIP

by Tyler Tork
24 September 2011

Dear Tyler, I heard that one of the Muppets had died recently but, like Paul McCartney, they all seem to still be around. What’s the real story? [MORE]

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Escaping the Zombie Apocalypse

by Tyler Tork
18 August 2011

Margaret from St. Paul asks, How does one survive the zombie apocalypse? [more]

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If You Meet an Angry Robot During Your Dive

by Tyler Tork
26 July 2011

The undersea world is full of wonders. But one thing you don’t see every day, even underwater, is a large, grabby, crabby mechanical man. What should you do if you encounter one? (MORE..)

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How can I avoid being eaten by a monster?

by Tyler Tork
13 July 201112 July 2011

Sometimes, if a monster wants to eat you, you don’t get a lot of choice in the matter. So the best way to prevent a monster from eating you, is… (MORE)

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The Babysitting Kit

by Tyler Tork
29 June 201128 June 2011

Cassie of Minneapolis asks, “I’ve just been certified as a babysitter, but the list that they gave us for babysitting kits seems incomplete. What would you recommend that I pack?” (MORE)

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Stopping alien expansion

by Tyler Tork
20 June 201125 June 2011

Maks writes: What is the funniest way to stop the alien expansion? There are so many kinds of angry, dangerous, terrible aliens… There must be… Read More »Stopping alien expansion

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How do I find a good dragon trainer?

by Tyler Tork
17 June 201130 June 2021

I’m going to assume you mean a dragon of the flying, fire-breathing variety. There are many other kinds that are perfectly nice to ride, but with all those movies recently, everybody’s got to have a flamer instead of, say, a nice safe water dragon…

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