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What’s the best way to pole-vault?

by Tyler Tork
19 July 201118 July 2011

Pole-vaulting should be done with a pole-vaulting pole. Do not attempt pole-vaulting with… (more)

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How can I avoid being eaten by a monster?

by Tyler Tork
13 July 201112 July 2011

Sometimes, if a monster wants to eat you, you don’t get a lot of choice in the matter. So the best way to prevent a monster from eating you, is… (MORE)

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How Long Can an Elephant Stand After It Dies?

by Tyler Tork
8 July 20117 July 2011

…I thought they might actually mean, “How long can you stand an elephant after it dies?” But on consulting prominent elephysiologists, I learned that elephant post-mortem standing is in fact a matter of some controversy in the field…. (MORE)

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What Does One Do with Co-workers Who Won’t Work?

by Tyler Tork
6 July 20115 July 2011

A frustrated government employee writes, Ones who ignore piles of work to be done, or make certain that they take a very large pile and go through it as s-l-o-w-l-y as possible while they dawdle,… What Does One Do with Co-workers Who Won’t Work?

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How to Live off The Land

by Tyler Tork
4 July 2011

If you must forage for food, look for the right kind of terrain. Try to find land to forage on that contains either shady woods where mushrooms grow, or a convenience store or fast-food restaurant. (MORE)

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