Tyler Tork
What should I do if a monarch orders me beheaded?
“Off with her head!” Wow, that gets the blood racing, doesn’t it? Well, relax. Kings and queens no longer have the authority to have people… Read More »What should I do if a monarch orders me beheaded?
How can I repel mosquitoes?
Hilary Moon Murphy writes again to ask how to best repel mosquitoes. Now, my pal Socrates would leap right onto that question, but he wouldn’t… Read More »How can I repel mosquitoes?
How to eat a pickle
When you eat a pickle, you must stand. Never eat a pickle sitting or lying down, as you cannot effectively defend the pickle in those… Read More »How to eat a pickle
How do I tell the difference between cheese and soap?
A whitish-yellowish block. Could be cheese. Could be soap. How can you be sure? The answer can have definite consequences. Eating soap is unpleasant and… Read More »How do I tell the difference between cheese and soap?
How can I tell stories at summer camp?
Do you want to tell stories at camp? Surprisingly, the most important things you can do to insure success in story telling, begin before you… Read More »How can I tell stories at summer camp?
Tyler, how can I become as knowledgeable as you are?
Hilary Moon Murphy of Minneapolis wrote to ask how I developed my expertise. I sleep on books. I’ve found that if I place a book… Read More »Tyler, how can I become as knowledgeable as you are?
What should I leave behind when I go to summer camp?
When they go to camp, some people bring many unnecessary things from home. Here’s a list of several items you might think you will need… Read More »What should I leave behind when I go to summer camp?
What should I bring to summer camp?
This is the time of year when parents pack their kids away to summer camp, so they can briefly recapture the freedom of being childless.… Read More »What should I bring to summer camp?
On the horns of a dilemma: Jumpin’ Jack Flash vs. Red Dawn
An anonymous reader asks: If I have a choice to watch either Jumpin’ Jack Flash or Red Dawn, which mid 80s movie should I watch?… Read More »On the horns of a dilemma: Jumpin’ Jack Flash vs. Red Dawn