Flamingos moved closer to house overnight. Did neighbor move them, she of towering hairdo, peeking thru curtains at my rococo lifestyle? Can they move on their own?
Closer still. Malicious gleam in beady eyes. Will watch tonight.
Freaking out! Didn’t see them move. How? Peanut brittle failed to soothe. Will try garden store.
Friendly but tough-looking garden gnome caught my eye. Solid. Bought twenty, line of defense. Sleep better now.