Tuesday:
Flamingos moved closer to house overnight. Did neighbor move them, she of towering hairdo, peeking thru curtains at my rococo lifestyle? Can they move on their own?
Weds:
Closer still. Malicious gleam in beady eyes. Will watch tonight.
Thurs:
Freaking out! Didn’t see them move. How? Peanut brittle failed to soothe. Will try garden store.
Friday:
Friendly but tough-looking garden gnome caught my eye. Solid. Bought twenty, line of defense. Sleep better now.